The Why Not A Spider Monkey Jesus Bag of Carrots Giveaway is now over! Many thanks to all who entered. In a way, you're all winners! But in another more accurate way, Michael Murray is the winner! Congratulations Michael! I'll be in touch soon to set up a delivery time for your Brand New Bag Of Carrots!
A Note On The Methodology: The Winner of The Why Not A Spider Monkey Jesus Bag of Carrots Giveaway was chosen at random. What I did, see, is I wrote down all the contests' names on identical-sized slips of paper. Then I folded up those slips and dropped 'em into my wife's stylish sun hat. No joke! The hat is quite stylish. I dipped my hand into the Contest Hat, rustled around for a while, pulled out a slip of paper, unfolded it and behold! MICHAEL MURRAY!
Next: The Exciting Conclusion of The Why Not A Spider Monkey Jesus Bag of Carrots Giveaway! How will I get a Brand New Bag of Carrots to Mr. Michael Murray? (Ideally in one of those railroad handcars) And what kind of carrots? Baby Carrots? Organic Carrots? Peruvian Fighting Carrots? Stay Tuned!